The Cypher-Garter Kilted Shorts
The Cypher-Garter Kilted Shorts
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Each artifact is sourced from our global archival wings to ensure design exclusivity. Please allow 8–15 business days for secure transit to your sanctuary.
The Construction: High-waisted structural shorts built from a heavy, premium Viscose-Nylon-Spandex matrix. This blend delivers a crisp matte texture and military-grade fabric recovery.
The Kilt Overlay: The front panel is engineered with twin overlapping, wide-set box pleats that extend downward to mimic a structured combat kilt, creating a stark geometric profile.
The Garter Rigging: Extending past the hem of the shorts are dual integrated leg harnesses. Crafted from high-tensile elastic webbing, these bands loop around the thighs and are anchored by heavy-gauge, silver-toned O-rings and lower D-ring suspensions.
The Aether-Fringe: Suspended from beneath the kilted panels are four jagged, asymmetric panels of "Debris-Mesh" netting, designed to ripple around the legs during high-speed movement. The waist closes securely with a custom-cast, silver ram-skull metal button.
Artifact Essence
Artifact Essence
Curated Brand: Darkinlove.
Primary Fibers: 70% Viscose (Fluid Density), 25% Nylon (Tensile Reinforcement), 5% Spandex (Kinetic Stretch).
Hardware: Zinc Alloy central O-rings, lower D-rings, and a custom fly-button.
Weight: 0.42kg (Substantial, heavy-tier stretch utility).
Sizing: Full range flexibility (XS-4XL).
Care Ritual
Care Ritual
Harness Protection: The integrated thigh garters, steel O-rings, and hanging mesh trim are highly susceptible to tangling or tearing inside standard washing cylinders. This artifact must be laundered inside out within a heavy-duty canvas mesh wash bag to prevent hardware collision.
Washing: Machine wash cold on a strict delicate cycle using mild, neutral detergents to preserve the slick, absolute deep-black surface finish.
Drying: Lay flat to dry naturally in a cool, dry room. Never tumble dry; excessive machine heat will permanently cause the Elastane in the garter straps to buckle and stretch out, ruining the tight cinch around the thighs.
Lore
Lore
The Cypher-Garter Shorts are issued to the Archive's tactical codebreakers. Within the Order, the front kilted panel serves as a clean canvas of discipline, shielding the body while maintaining absolute freedom of movement. The lower leg rings are 'Data Hubs'—symbolic grounding anchors that link the operant to the foundational physics of the terminal vaults, while the tattered mesh trim mimics the frayed edges of reality inside the void. To clip into the Cypher-Garter is to lock your stride into a calculated balance of grace and raw tactical readiness.
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